#incorrect clone high

[theclassclone]

Topher: I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's families as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts, so in a way, it's like they are letting their children die all over again.

[queermarsworld]

Bowuigi

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities—some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.

[jaydencoolguy]

Clone High textposts/incorrect quotes part 1

[bibannana]

Wrecker *beaming*: Haha yeah! Give me a skin slap!

Echo *frowning*: A what?

Wreaker *full of confidence, raises his hand*: No, a skin slap Echo. Don't tell me you've never done one?!

Echo *blinks*: I repeat- a what?

Tech *raises eyebrow*: This is a common sign of celebration Echo, how do you not know what a skin slap is?

Echo *nearly crying*: ...what?

Tech *sighs*: It is when two beings slap their upper limbs together to make a load slapping sound, much like clapping but with another person.

Echo *having a crisis*: So a high-five?!

Crosshair *look Echo dead in the eye knowing full well what a high five is*: No, it's a skin slap. *proceeds to high-five Wrecker*

Echo *blinks with a face of disgust and walks away*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph’s T-Phone rings]

Raph, answering: Hello?

Casey, holding back his laughter: Is your refrigerator running?

Raph: Very funny, Casey. Bye!

Casey: Woah! Woah! Raph, I’m in lockdown! On death row!

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: A girl is interested in me and I am not going to ignore it!

Blake: Yang I want you.

Yang: Want me to what?

Blake: Uh.. umm..

Yang: Forgot what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time. Well, I'm off!

[rebelcharmings]

happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: If a girl is interested in me, I'm not gonna ignore it!

Weiss: *blushing* Ruby, I... I want you.

Ruby: Want me to what?

Weiss: I uh, um.

Ruby: Forgot what you were gonna say? It happens to me all the time, don't worry!

[imdead2124]

Crosshair: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Tech: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Crosshair: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Echo: edible

[alienboy51]

lance: all i'm saying is, a girl is interested in me, and i'm not going to ignore it.

keith: lance, i want you

lance:

lance: you want me to what?

keith: um, um-

lance: forget what you were gonna say? happens to me all the time

[tokuvivor]

{Darkwing Duck and Gizmoduck are battling each other in a training exercise.}

Darkwing: Wait! Before you defeat me, I have one request: can you answer a multiple choice question?

Gizmoduck: I’m Gizmoduck. I’m capable of answering any question!

Darkwing: Are you A: handsome, B: smart, C: scrap metal, or D: all of the above?

Gizmoduck: That’s easy! I’m A and B, but not C, so I can’t be all of the above. But…you can’t fill in two ovals! NOOOOO!!! {The Gizmosuit malfunctions, spins out of control, and tips over, with Fenton still in it.} {flatly} Blatherskite.

Darkwing: {walks over to Gizmoduck} The answer is C…you fuckwad.

[theclassclone]

Joan: Should I be concerned? Topher: Now? No. In twenty minutes? ...strong maybe.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Jean: I'll sleep when I die!

Lisa: You'll die if you don't sleep!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!

Lae’zel: What was that?

Shadowheart: I'm sorry, what? I-I said it makes me so mad I could...piss...glue.

Lae’zel: I've never heard that before-

Shadowheart: It's a very common expression!

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: Who wants to make fifty credits? Kit: How? Obi-Wan: I need someone to take the fall. Depa: What did you do? Obi-Wan: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Mace, from the other room: Oh force. Obi-Wan: ... Mace: OH FORCE! Kit: Make it a hundred. Obi-Wan: Deal.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Crowley: Yuu, I'm the principal and you're a mere student slash unpaid staff member slash magicless human, yet every student says hello to you and ignores me. How can I get close to the students?

Yuu: I try to listen to their troubles with compassion instead of endangering them.